About This Game Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players. Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards. Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail. Multi-tasking mayhemThere’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.Parenting is hardTo get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!Nowhere is safeThe local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.All kinds of families welcomeSingle parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players. 7aa9394dea Title: Think of the ChildrenGenre: ActionDeveloper:Jammed Up StudiosPublisher:Fellow TravellerRelease Date: 19 Oct, 2017 Think Of The Children Activation Code think of the children.com. think of the children meme. think of the children gif. think of the children game. think of the children Funny idea and hectic game, if you like that. Unfortunately they couldn't be bothered to manage controller vs keyboard, so it says "A" and "B" where it should say "left shift" and so on.. Love the game so far.Stupid, Silly and so damn fun.The game is one big escort mission.WAIT COME BACK!Okay, hear me out. It's a GOOD escort mission.Normally I hate escort missions. I hate them with a passion, the NPCs are always idiots and get themselves killed all the time and there's nothing you can do about it.But here? Here they're still idiots that get themselves killed all the time! So why do I love this game?Frankly I have no idea. Maybe it's the charming music, maybe it's the silly animations, maybe it's the weird hats you can get.No idea but I would certainly think you'll enjoy it.It's difficult playing solo but it's certainly possible, I reccomend doing this with friends and family!It's the Dark Souls of party games!. This is probably a great multiplayer experience.But the single player is just a piece of garbage.You won't be able to finish this in single player.Difficulty scaling just really doesn't exist here.You will need four players in total to enjoy this.But you will have to be together in one house.Because this game has only local coop options.I just have to give this game a negative review.. Got this as part of a bundle and whilst I didn't really fancy the aesthetic I thought the concept looked kind of fun. Turns out it's not a single player game - whilst it might be great if you can grab three other people and couch co-op it, attempting to play solo subjects you to the same level of difficulty with no scaling. Checking the forums indicates that people have been complaining about this issue, I think since the game was in beta and some sort of balance patch has been promised, but months and months have gone by with no sign of it becoming a reality. It's a shame because the underlying idea of rescuing children from their own deathwishes while attempting to get things done seemed like a nice one but the current implementation means that unless you have a full group to play with it's really not even worth a look.. I can never have kids after playing this game.
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